LATE BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN....... The aforementioned load has been cancelled. Craig was re dispatched with a load of boats headed to Texas. Our crack team of investigators have revealed that he will have 3 stops, in Lewisville, Austin, and Houston. The last word from Dispatch was, and we quote, "There is nothing headed west". As always, we will remain on alert for any more late breaking news on Craig's quest to get west and complete his request for a transfer to TWT. Thanks and Good Night.
We interrupt our normal broadcast day to bring you this update.......(queue the teletype sound effects now)
Our crack team of reporters have investigated and found that Craig has washed the truck and trailer. I repeat, Craig has washed the truck and trailer. We marvel at the shininess of the big blue truck as it has been strategically placed to have the Sun's rays reflect and highlight its beauty.
You also notice that it is parked empty. In other developing news, upon Craig's prompt moseying into the plant mid morning as directed, he was informed by officials from the assembly line that of the 4 boats he is to receive, not one, I repeat again, not one of the boats are ready. Craig as always has taken the news well, he was heard to utter only a few minor words, which shall not be mentioned. This station, and its managers, takes seriously the FCC rules of broadcast protocols.
Further reports say that Craig has been spending his time down by the lake, feeding the ducks and drowning his sorrows in mass quantities of diet Pepsi. Our elite team of reporters will be constantly monitoring these developments and reporting back with any updates.
We now resume our normal broadcast schedule....(queue the teletype sound effects once more for dramatic effect)