We interrupt our normal broadcast day to bring you this update.......(queue the teletype sound effects now)Our crack team of reporters have investigated and found that Craig has washed the truck and trailer. I repeat, Craig has washed the truck and trailer. We marvel at the shininess of the big blue truck as it has been strategically placed to have the Sun's rays reflect and highlight its beauty.
You also notice that it is parked empty. In other developing news, upon Craig's prompt moseying into the plant mid morning as directed, he was informed by officials from the assembly line that
of the 4 boats he is to receive, not one, I repeat again, not one of the boats are ready. Craig as always has taken the news well, he was heard to utter only a few minor words, which shall not be mentioned. This station, and its managers, takes seriously the FCC rules of broadcast protocols.Further reports say that Craig has been spending his time down by the lake, feeding the ducks and drowning his sorrows in mass quantities of diet Pepsi. Our elite team of reporters will be constantly monitoring these developments and reporting back with any updates.
We now resume our normal broadcast schedule....(queue the teletype sound effects once more for dramatic effect)
6 comments:
Isn't down time awesome. I've been away for a while. It was nice to get back to your blog. I'm justa way to busy for my own good. A clean truck just drives better doesn't it?
Damn, Diane, I had to put my sunglasses on just to look at that truck...real purty.
Diane,LOL,you have way to much time on your hands. Very funny. Thanks for the update and I can sleep tonight now.
Mark - you have no idea just how much time I do have LOL I was just happy to have something to write about today.
Rosemary- It only stays pretty as long as it's not moving. By this time tomorrow it sure won't be as clean.
The beautiful picture of the sunlit water and boat dock made me homesick for Tennessee. At least Craig has a nice view and cute ducks to talk to during his wait.
Opie
What a great news team you have!!! I bet they are well paid. Maybe I missed it but wht did you stay home this last run? I'm easily confused.
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